"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm going to poke your face with this gross stick."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm gonna throw you in that river over there."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm going to make you cook dinner for the next week."
"Yeah, and you'll have to hunt the food yourself. I ain't helping."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm going to assume you agree with everying I say. ...And nodding or shaking your head doesn't count as talking. I'll just assume you're also have some sort of seizure."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm gonna make Karis kiss you."
"What? No you're not! I'm not kissing anyone! You kiss him!"
"Okay, you heard the lady. Say something or you're gonna have gross sloppy man-kisses all over your face."
"...wow. He's still not saying anything."
"His face is beet red though! Are you blushing, Matthew? Are you shy? Do you liiiiiike this sort of thing? Ow! My nose! Yeesh, try to tease you and this is the thanks I get!"
"I find it very strange that you'd expect to be thanked for teasing someone, Tyrell."
"Of course I do! My teasing is top notch! Children come from miles around just for the chance to be teased by the great and amazing me!"
"Ah, look, he's smiling."
"Yeah, but that doesn't count. Everyone smiles. Maybe you should kiss him, Karis. Maybe I should kiss you..."
"I think I'd rather be kissed by a Goblin, Tyrell."
"Hey! I'm not that bad a kisser! Ask Matthew!"
"...He's not saying anything. I don't think he agrees."
"Oh shut up, Karis. You suck."
"Heehee! However, for the sake of science, I shall kiss Matthew."
"How is this for the sake of science?"
"We're obviously researching cures for the Mute Disease. Threats don't seem to work, but we did get a reaction when you kissed him."
"Well yeah, he hit me! I don't think I want Matthew to go around communicating with people by hitting them. Though it would be kinda funny. Hey Matthew, how about you go around communicating with people by hitting them?"
"Tyrell, stop talking. We already have enough to deal with trekking across the continent to find a new Roc Feather for the Soarwing you broke. We don't need any enemies."
"Well fine. Anyway, it's time for you to kiss him. You said you were gonna, so you better do it."
"Okay, okay, you two can stop anytime now. Really. I'm serious. C'mon guys, this isn't funny. Well fine. I see how it is."
"Tyrell! What in Jupiter's name do you think you're doing!"
"What? I'm allowed to kiss him, you're allowed to kiss him, but I can't kiss you?"
"I never said anything about you not kissing me! You can kiss me! Just not there! Really, boys are just awful!"
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"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm going to poke your face with this gross stick."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm gonna throw you in that river over there."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm going to make you cook dinner for the next week."
"Yeah, and you'll have to hunt the food yourself. I ain't helping."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm going to assume you agree with everying I say. ...And nodding or shaking your head doesn't count as talking. I'll just assume you're also have some sort of seizure."
"Matthew, if you don't say something I'm gonna make Karis kiss you."
"What? No you're not! I'm not kissing anyone! You kiss him!"
"Okay, you heard the lady. Say something or you're gonna have gross sloppy man-kisses all over your face."
"...wow. He's still not saying anything."
"His face is beet red though! Are you blushing, Matthew? Are you shy? Do you liiiiiike this sort of thing? Ow! My nose! Yeesh, try to tease you and this is the thanks I get!"
"I find it very strange that you'd expect to be thanked for teasing someone, Tyrell."
"Of course I do! My teasing is top notch! Children come from miles around just for the chance to be teased by the great and amazing me!"
"Ah, look, he's smiling."
"Yeah, but that doesn't count. Everyone smiles. Maybe you should kiss him, Karis. Maybe I should kiss you..."
"I think I'd rather be kissed by a Goblin, Tyrell."
"Hey! I'm not that bad a kisser! Ask Matthew!"
"...He's not saying anything. I don't think he agrees."
"Oh shut up, Karis. You suck."
"Heehee! However, for the sake of science, I shall kiss Matthew."
"How is this for the sake of science?"
"We're obviously researching cures for the Mute Disease. Threats don't seem to work, but we did get a reaction when you kissed him."
"Well yeah, he hit me! I don't think I want Matthew to go around communicating with people by hitting them. Though it would be kinda funny. Hey Matthew, how about you go around communicating with people by hitting them?"
"Tyrell, stop talking. We already have enough to deal with trekking across the continent to find a new Roc Feather for the Soarwing you broke. We don't need any enemies."
"Well fine. Anyway, it's time for you to kiss him. You said you were gonna, so you better do it."
"Okay, okay, you two can stop anytime now. Really. I'm serious. C'mon guys, this isn't funny. Well fine. I see how it is."
"Tyrell! What in Jupiter's name do you think you're doing!"
"What? I'm allowed to kiss him, you're allowed to kiss him, but I can't kiss you?"
"I never said anything about you not kissing me! You can kiss me! Just not there! Really, boys are just awful!"